Have you ever car jousted? You use your window scrapper (the thing you get the snow and ice off with) and speed at a pedestrian crossing the crosswalk. It's a lot of fun. You should try it.
@runewake2 - My friend had an old Crown Victoria where the windshield wiper fluid nozzles could be twisted, so we would point them outwards and drive around squirting pedestrians (it was just water.)
I only bring this up, because in car jousting, I would totally be a dick and use that as my secret evil trick to distract you before breaking your spine with an ice scraper at 80 miles per hour. Happy holidays!
dude how do you do that xDDDD
ReplyDeletei hope these catch on! lol
ReplyDeletemuch more embarrassing to miss
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I have done this. It can be painful.
ReplyDeleteNice license plate! :D
did it once, almost made an accident. Definitely worth it tho!
ReplyDeleteHave you ever car jousted? You use your window scrapper (the thing you get the snow and ice off with) and speed at a pedestrian crossing the crosswalk. It's a lot of fun. You should try it.
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ReplyDelete@runewake2 - My friend had an old Crown Victoria where the windshield wiper fluid nozzles could be twisted, so we would point them outwards and drive around squirting pedestrians (it was just water.)
ReplyDeleteI only bring this up, because in car jousting, I would totally be a dick and use that as my secret evil trick to distract you before breaking your spine with an ice scraper at 80 miles per hour.
Happy holidays!